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OC Number Replacement Meme

RULES::
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1) Pick 6 characters in any order
2) Don't change the questions
3) Please don't look at the questions while picking characters, it's more fun if you don't!
4) Tag 2-5 people to do the meme (if you want)
5) Have fun!
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PICK SIX CHARACTERS::
1. f.j
2. d.j
3. alice
4. micheal
5. mike
6. k.j

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1. Okay so first, introduce each other! [1] introduce [6], [2] introduce [5], [3] introduce [4] and vice versa.
f.j: introduce each other, well i give you props for being original there okay i introduce k 'ight?
k.j: 'ight isn't even a word
[both scowl at each other until f.j is hit by d.j]
d.j: just start the damn thing
f,j: oh um yeah whelp this is k i think he's real names kevin or something
k.j: it is you fool, he's foster jefferson but he prefers to be called f.j for whatever ungodly reason
d.j: umm im not going to lie...i don't know this kid, mate
mike: hi!!! im mike and ummmm i don't know this guy either.....
[d.j looks at mike almost in an examine way]
d.j: um im guessing hes a witch or something by his markings?
mike: oh oh i know he's an alligator cause of his teef!
d.j: shark mate a shark
mike: i was cwose
alice: i don't know this guy
micheal: i don't know this chick
alice: im guessing hes a forgetter by his accent
micheal: im guessing she's stupid cause of HER accent
[both glare at each other]


2. [4] What is [2]'s lover/crush and what do you think of him/her? If [2] doesn't have one, who do you think fits best with [2]?
micheal: oh i know its that russian chick right?
d.j: no katie is just a friend
micheal: you don't have a love then?
d.j: no
micheal: oh... um i would say the russian girl
d.j: how bout no sides she's not exactly a friendly sheila she's got more bark then bite you know
micheal: um no....i don't understand that


3. [6] has to pretend to be [1]'s boyfriend/girlfriend because [1]'s parents want someone to go out with [1]. [6] is not amussed with [1]
s offer but does so anyway. How does it go?
[k.j glares at f.j as if to say "don't you dare"]
[f.j looks back at him with puppy dog eyes]
k.j:...alright fine! fine but i swear if we end up having to kiss i'll bite your fin off!
((um to the creator sorry i want to stay to the actual thing but the problem is f.j doesn't know his parents so I'm going to make it his sister that wants him to go out with someone, sorry again))
n.j: ohhh you finally found someone to bring home! I'm so happy! oh I've seen you before you're kevin, da?
k.j: yes it is very nice to meet your your brother has told me all about you dear
[he kisses her on the back of her hand and gives a polite nod]
n.j: ohohoho [she flushes a bit] my my you sure do have quite a gentlemen on your hands foster, but don't worry i won't take him away from you
f.j: heh yeah... so i have a love now you can stop annoying me about it i think we'll leave to go do um...romantic things yeah
n.j: oh off to the bedroom yes?
[they both flush in embarrassment]
n.j: oho looks like i was right then, don't worry i won't keep you too waiting, and foster dear please go easy on your little british lover, don't want to break him, yes?
[she pushes them both out with a happy smile]
f.j: um so....that went.....well
k.j: im going to kill you
f.j : heh heh at least we didn't have to kiss

4.  Curiosity got to [3] and he/she went inside a haunted mansion. [5] is the owner and [3] finds out! Do they fight, run away? What happens?
alice: a haunted mansion hmph i bet it isn't even scary
[she opens the big wooden door walking inside looking around till she notices a small silver object at the foot steps]
alice: huh how odd why this looks like a..toy train?
[the door slams behind her and the candles in the hall go out]
[a dark high-pitched voice speaks out to her]
???: oh i see you've found my toy
alice: w-where are you its pitch black in here
???: courage can be such a stupid quality in humans my mommy once said
[one footstep creak is heard]
???: curiosity even stupider
[another footstep]
???: humans really are stupid sometimes
[a loud creak is heard as the flames flicker back on quickly revealing a boy with vibrant marking on him covered in a small suit of that a magician would wear covered in little red spots, smiling brightly]
[alice gasps taking a step back]
mike: oh no no dear don't run away 'swides all the door are wocked as worked as the chest to my toy cabby
alice: wait i don't know what or who you are don't do this to me i was just curious here! [she hold out the silver train] you can have it back i don't even care for toys
mike: oh maybe so but i wanna play with you
[he takes a step closer taking off his gloves]
alice: please please don't! I'm sorry i won't tell anyone just let me go!
mike: oh but i can't i need a nursemaid and wooks wike i just found one


5. Oh no! [2] is in terrible danger and no one will help him/her! Though [2] believes someone will help him/her, who is it and how long will it take for [2] to realize?
[d.j looks around the room noticing the dead lobsters and cracked mollusks around him the sight of it made him sick even though usually he would gladly eat that]
d.j: great first day going without your bloody brother and what happens you get caught by a bleeding sushi-man ((side note: sushi-man is how k.j,d.j,f.j and n.j address fish cookers and poachers and just people who would kill them when their sharks in general))
[he looks around the room where he notices a small phone]
d.j: yes a saviour!
[he drags his chair across the way until he is snapped back by the sharp cuffs around his wrists and ankles]
d.j: gah! f*ck! okay mabye i can move my head just far enough
[he leans clenching his jaw as the sharp metal scrapes against his wrists he opens his mouth when he's close enough and then snatches it up with his teeth quickly dropping it in his lap]
d.j: okay time to get some help [he moves his now bloodied hands to typing out a number to someone he knows can save him]
**meanwhile**
k.j: and this is why you are incapable of learning the english language
f.j: oh come on whats the difference between is and are! it doesn't even matter
k,j: everything is the difference! you can't say we is going to the market today!
f.j: why not!
k.j: because its not p-
[hes cut off by a 8bit version of moves like jagger]
k.j:..is that your phone
f.j: heh heh can i um get that
k.j: fine but make it quick
f.j: hey who is this?
[ a raspy panting voice is heard on the other line]
d.j: foster mate...you..you have to help me
f.j: d?! what is it man?
[k.j looks at f.j oddly and mouths "devin?"]
{f.j nods frantically]
f.j: whats happening
d.j: sushi.....man...lobsters..hooks.....551....551....giligan s.......t....help
[a dial tone is heard]
f.j: sh*t! d.j am in trouble
k.j: is its is in-what?!
f.j: he called and he was rambling on about lobsters and hooks and numbers and stuff he sounded hurt, we gotta go help him
k.j: bollocks where is he?
f.j: he didn't say i um heard something in the back ground it could've been the sushi man
k.j: sushi man? a bloody sushi man is who he decides to get captured by ugh that moron!
f.j: hey you can yell at him AFTER we go and save him
k.j: okay what information did you gather?
f.j: um lobsters hooks 551 551 gilligan s-t
k.j: gilligan...lobster..oh i know! hes at lobster hooks! the parlor a few miles from here theres a bunch of warehouses for the fisherman there he must be in 551 551
f.j: well lets go getted your bro!
k.j: get its get your-
f.j: don't matter!
**back to d.j**
d.J; [hes panting he dropped the phone its on the floor nest to the chair in his blood he wrote on the screen ... --- ...] okay sushi man you can show yourself
???: sushi man i aint even wapanese, I'm american you english weirdo
d.j: [growls] i am australian!
???: same diff now you ought to tell me how you were a shark one second and a hu-mane next
d.j: i can't explain its the molecules of water reacting to my body they change my dna and shape
???: molecules now your making sh*t up! tell me why I'm not feasting my eyes on a big ol shark instead of ugly you!
d.j: i told you!
[hes stabbed by a hook he screams out in pain]
???: no you don't your something un natural and I'm gonna make big money off of you so you better tell me and i might let you live through the go-ver-mants expire-ments now tell me WHY! [the sushi man drives the hook deeper into d.js arm d.j let out a hiss]
d.j: i don't know why it just happens all i know is in water shark on land human and god knows what would happen if I'm in the air
???: you're being stupid wif me naw
d.j: I'm telling the t-
[the doors burst open as k.j and f.j stubble in falling over the crates]
f.j: oh fff
k.j: what was that about a daring rescue?
f.j: shut up d! [he stands up holding a harpoon] we're here to kill you sushi man!
???: i aint japanese who is you too
k.j: its who are you
f.j: oh great mr grammar nazi is here to correct all your problems is solved
k.j: ARE
f.j: does it matter!
d.j: you...knwo...as much as...i like to...see you...shielas....fight...kinda....hurt
f,j: oh d! your arm dude
k.j: did the sushi man do this
???: you didn't answer mah I'm counting to three
k.j: im surprised you know how to count
???: thats it! [he charges at k.j with a knife]
f.j: get out of the way moron [he pushes k.j out of the way , then stands there with a calm expression]
k.j: [falls from being pushed] huh? idiot get out of the way
???: [runnig faster]
k.j: get out of the way!
f.j: [slowly raises arm]
???: still charging
f.j: bye [throws harpoon]
???: hu-[stabbed through chest, falls down dead]
f.j: oh man i should have come up with something cooler
k.j: you moron! you could have gotten yourself killed!
f.j: nah i knew what i was doing
d.j: mates? yeah id love to sit and um talk all day but i have a hook through my arm and i kinda wanna go home

6. Everyone falls in love with [6], and [6] was pretending to be with [1]? When does [6] first find out and how does he/she fix the problem? Does [6] kiss someone or ignores it? How does it go?
f.j: so that was catastrophic
k.j: your sister thinks I'm gay now
f.j: she always thought that
k.j: what?!
f.j: [laughs] shesh k just joking thought I'm sure she won't date you now
k.j: you wanker!
f.j: [laughs again opens door with keys, opens door] well here we are princess
k.j: [growls]
d.j: mates your home!
f.j: sup d
d.j: oh nothing how are you foster
f.j: great! my sister thinks I'm banging your brother but great
d.j: oh heh i can let that past [smiles fondly]
k.j: what do you mean you don't care and i don't even get a hello
d.j: oh hush
k.j: hmph rude!
f.j: well I'm gonna go get i some tuna
k.j: going to get myself
f.j: whatever
d.j: i-i'lll get your tuna!
f.j: really thanks bro
[d.j rushes off]
k.j: odd when we were young he would try to bite off my hand if i even asked for him to get me or him anything
f.j: [shrug] mabye he just likes me more than you
k.j: i doubt that
[mike and alice run in the room]
f.j: huh?
mike: fossy i made this drawing for you!
f.j: um thanks mike...[takes picture] oh its me and you at a park um nice?
alice: hmph thats weird you should trash that anyways wanna go out for ice cream soon my treat!
mike: no no i wanna have icey with fossy!
alice: go away kid!
mike: im not going anywhere!
[micheal comes into the room]
micheal: oh foster there you are i need to um discuss our work schedule for tomorrow come with me?
f.j: okay let me just wait for my tuna
mike: no fair no fair! i wanna talk work!
alice: shut up you brat you don't even work there
mike: niether do you!
k.j: what is wrong with you two?
alice: nothings wrong i just have someone [sighs contently] special on my mind
mike: not as special as me my special not yours!
alice: your too young!
mike: your an old granny!
alice: [gasp] take that back!
d.j: [comes back with tuna] h-here you go f.j
f.j: thanks dude [takes tuna and eats it whole] mmmmmmm love me some tuna [pats dj on the back] i owe ya one dude
d.j: o-oh its no problem [shy smile]
f.j: oh miki you said you wanted to talk about our schedule
micheal: yes can we please go to my room~?
f.j: um why
micheal: s-so we can talk in privita of course heh
f.j: nah you can talk here
micheal; [scowls]
alice: oh work work is boring you should come with me oh i know theres a beach near here we can just play together there
f.j: id say yes but i do need to make sure me and miki are changing shifts
micheal: i can work both shifts if you want!
f.j: really? sweet! free day
micheal: of course only if me and you go and um chat in the pizzeria
f.j: sure
mike: nooooo fossy fossy!
f.j: yes?
mike: can me and you go see a movie i think something is out
f.j: sure!
micheal: but pizza
f.j: i can go watch the movie then come back
alice: me and you can go to a club i know some sweet exclusive places
f.j: really nice i guess i can go tomorrow have the day off
d.j: um foster?
f.j: what is it aussie?
d.j: can we go to the ice cream shop now?
f.j: sure!
d.j: like right now?
f.j: yeah!
d.j: [smile] nice
f.j: come on k!
d.j: eh why does he have to come?
f.j: well he's my friend too sides don't you want your bro to come with us
d.j: not really...
f.j: well lets go!
mike: wait movie!
micheal: the pizzeria!
alice: clubbing!
f.j: yeah yeah when i get back [walks out door with k.j and d.j]
d.j: so foster what ice shop?
f.j: umm coldstone!
d.j: really why?
f.j: well it is your favorite [smiles]
d.j: [stratches head embarrassed]
f.j: yours too k.j right?
k.j: yeah whats it to you
f.j: well i feel like treating my two favorite sharks [hugs both kj and dj tightly]
d.j: [stutters and flusshes]
k.j: get your hand off me who knows where you've put it
f.j: just on you sides this is my left hand i don't use it much
k.j: ugh let me go
f.j: [laughing] nope!
[they walk to the coldstone]
f.j: here we are ladies!
k.j: not a ladie a lad
f.j: really? [faking surprise] you could've fooled me your royal pain in the ass
k.j: [punches f.js shoulder playfully] wanker
d.j: what are you guys getting?
k.j:i'll have chocolate chip
f.j: chocs def! can't get enough of that chocolate, you d?
d.j: um i'll get vanilla
f.j: sweet I'm paying
d.j and k.j: what?
f.j: i feel like treating my bros today what?
k.j: nothing its just odd
f.j: meh odd smodd
d.j: t-thanks
f.j: no prob [goes up to cashier] hey can i have 1 chocolate one chocolate chip and one vanilla
cashier: coming right up that'll be 6.36
f.j: [takes out 5 dollar bill and 2 one dollar bills and hands to cashier] keep the change
cashier: [hands him ice-cream] thank you
f.j: welp here you go lads [hands them their ice-cream]
k.j: [noms ice-cream]
d.j: thanks again [noms ice cream]
f.j: [licks ice cream] hey lets go to the lake near here
k.j: sure [licks ice cream]
[they walk to the park] ((I'm bad with transitions lD))
f.j: wow the lake looks cool today its all colourful and stuff
k.j: yes thats because the water spirits are celebrating the humans granting them freedom today
f.j: oh yeah i forgot
d.j: isn't it true that no one is allowed to touch the lake on the spirits holy days?
k.j: that is correct it is national law see you do know something
d.j: hey i aint an idiot mate [licks ice-cream, noms cone] mm done
f.j: damn d i know you eat fast but thats fast [licks ice cream]
d.j: heh thanks
k.j: its a wonder you don't choke [licks ice cream]
[f.j stares at k.j]
k.j:...what?
f.j: you...you got something
k.j: spit it out you git
[f.j licks k.js cheek]
k.j: [blushes and freaks out]
f.j: you got some ice cream on y-[punched by k.j]
k.j: you could've told me!
d.j: [depressed]
f.j: oh so i was right
k.j: hm?
f.j: for whatever reason d has a crush on me
d.j: what the bloody hell are you talking about mate i-i don't!
k.j: oh my. he does
f.j: i think the others too
k.j: that would explain their actions
f.j: haha thats gross

7. Burning house! Everyone must chose someone from each other, Save, Kill, Marry, Kiss and Sleep with? Who do each of them chose, and they must be from this meme.
mike: i would save Michael, kill alice, mary fussy cause i can, kiss dj on the cheek and sleep in the same bed with kj cause he doesn't snore
k.j: um but sleep doesn't mean
d.j: just let him dream he's only 8 months old
k.j: okay...i'd say save d.j kill micheal kiss mike on the cheek marry alice and...i guess i have to sleep with foster
f.j: haha gross id save mike kill micheal kiss alice marry mike and sleep with k
k.j: ugh even the thought is revolting
d.j: id save kev kill micheal marry mike kiss f.j on the cheek and sleep with alice
alice: ewww id save micheal kill d.j kiss mike on the cheek marry k.j and sleep with foster
micheal: a lot of people choose me to kill
k.j: i don't know you
d.j: same
f.j: same
micheal: jerks id save mike kill f.j kiss d.j on the cheek and sleep with k.j
k.j: gross



8. What did [5] think of his/her choices? Is anyone disappointed in [5] for what he/she chose?
mike: i woke my choices
k.j: i only have a problem with my part but he doesn't understand so ill let it slide

9. Who is most precious to [3]?
alice: like in this meme? um no-one but outside id have to say texas even though he hates me now

10.  [1] bought two tickets to the movies for [6] and himself/herself. How does [6] react? Does [6] accept? Why or why not?
k.jlease stop this people will think we're gay for each other
f.j:its just a movie shush i thought you would like seeing piranha 3d
k.j:....fine but only because its a funny movie

11. [2] is jealous that [6] is "going out" with [1]. Yet [6] and [1] are pretending! [2] decides to tell [4], what is [4]'s advice?
micheal: so you don't want your friend to go out with your brother?
d.j: yeah i mean i wouldn't care if it was anyone else but i don't like the idea of my brother being taken away from me i mean he's my older bro i need him and sides f.j acts like a jerk i have a feeling he'll break his heart
micheal: i say tell your brother and your friend how you feel then if they don't comply try and get in-between them as much as you can so they will break up but your brother doesn't get heartbroken
d.j: thanks!

12. Where is [3]'s favorite place? In the park, cafe at a football field? Maybe even a bed? Tell us!
alice: actually my favorite place is the graveyard when my grandma was buried i like just going there and reading sometimes i talk to her too but its far from lingria so i don't get to go there as much anymore

13. [2] gives [6] a massage, how does [6] react?
d.j: i don't like you and foster going out
k.j: were not its an act to get his sister off his back
d.j:...seriously
k.j: yeah
d.j: then when you two were making out in the ba-
k.j: i was drunk and so was he! i told you not to speak of that!

14. [5] turns out to be a royalty! [5] tells [3] he/she wants to rule with him/her. Does [3] accept, or just think [5] is crazy?
mike: im a king now kings are cool
alice: you're insane
mike: rule with me!
alice: no

15. There is a sale on lingerie, [1] see's it and goes to buy it. Is it for [1]? Or a special person?
f,j:....i hate natie, ahving to buy lingerie for her like a dog stupid sister

16. [6] See's [1] at the lingerie store, how does [6] react? Does he/she care?
k.j: [laughing] what are you doing buying women's lingerie
f.j: its for natie
k.j: [laughs harder] so your her dog
f.j: shut up!

17. All six OC's are forced to live together, yet, they are three bedrooms, two rooms have one double bed (4 OC's). Another room has two single beds (2 OC's). Who sleeps with who? How do they resolve it?
alice: im sleeping alone in a single bed
mike: im sweeping wif micheal!
d.j: im sleepign in a single bed
k.j: wait that mean-gah!- i don't want to sleep with foster!
f.j: me niether!
d.j: too bad


18. Everyone is asleep except [5], what does he/she do? Go out and eat food in the fridge, play games or do karaoke? What happens?
mike: im pwaying video games on the tv with dora
micheal: go to bed
mike: but dora!
micheal: bed

19. [4] Is depressed about something, what does [2] do to cheer him/her up?
micheal: [depression]
d.j: [walking in opposite direction] cheer up
michel: that  doesn't help
d.j: oh well [walks away]

20. The meme is over! Are they relieved or wanting more? Did you enjoy it? Don't forget to tag (if you are tagging)
mike: MOAR
micheal: thank god
k.j: why did i have to do so many gay things with foster
f.j: the meme writer is evil
((i regret nothing))
d.j: meh
alice: thank god